So how about I'm so boring right now? And so bitchy! Stop it, Lisa!
Work is, like, teh total gheysaur? Or something? I don't have energy to do a goddamn thing anymore. I hate this. I hate it!!
Also? Pills definitely make me insane, especially when mixed with alcohol. See: Lisa confessing "feelings" she has for boy she IS completely in love with, but in a completely platonic way, out of nowhere (Does that even make sense?) See: Lisa getting insanely jealous when boy she doesn't know but thinks is cute dances with another girl all night the following Sunday. Like, completely INSANEly jealous. Uhhh.... so...
...I hate to jump on the "I'm sobering up" bandwagon but whatever. I'm not quitting a thing. But I need to detoxify my poor Lisaness. I'm talking about it all: pills, alcohol, even coffee. And I'm going to go to the gym more. I need to get healthy, among other things.
Edit: And a special thanks to my girls for being so patient with me, always!
Okay so: (I don't even know if this is possible, but let's give it a try!)WANTED: Warm body to sleep next to 1-2 times a week. Must not live far from GV, and if so, must live close to Summerlin/The Lakes and not mind if I bring a toothbrush and some facewash over. No relationship or jealousy please. Bed must be size "queen" or larger, to avoid Lisa freak-out episodes due to excessive closeness. Must make me laugh. Send applications to: Slackersloveme@aol.com. Thanks.FREE MARTHAOR DIE TRYING!
I'm sorry I was so tired today, but you
WILL cook for me soon. >=]
EDITEDITEDIT: OKAY TWO OTHER THINGS.
I saw Mogwai. Whatever. But I think Tom fell in love with me that night. It's getting serious, guys.Also:
SO PATTY AND I WENT AND SAW LOU REED. OKAY GREAT. LET ME JUST SAY THAT GUY IS T-R-I-P-P-I-N-G BALLS. HE GOT IN A FIGHT WITH A FAT GUY, STORMED OFF STAGE, AND RECITED HIS OWN VERSION OF "THE RAVEN" AT TOP SPEED WHILE A NINJA PERFORMED MARTIAL ARTS ON STAGE. I DIDN'T GET IT.
The highlight was seeing my forever crush, Doug Elfman, and him sort-of remembering who I was!? IT WILL HAPPEN! I SWEAR IT!
But the best part was after said acid trip: Patty and I had spotted two hotties and decided to get closer. After further inspection, we decided they had to be gay. So we drive to Spencer's house to see if anything was going on. THEN we realize the boys WEREN'T gay because they had been STARING at us the ENTIRE TIME! To make a long story short, one of the boys eventually finds US again, and we walk around the Hard Rock with this guy, who everyone thinks is Jack White (Of White Stripes fame) but calls Jack Black (of Tenacious D fame) because everyone calls Jack White Jack Black. (If I were Jack Black, I'd be pissed.)
This guy is really drunk and really wants to bang Patty because she's wearing red, white, and black, too. So I walk ahead of them. AND THEN IT GOES REALLY WILD:WHILE I'M WALKING, SOME BRO-MOS SURROUND ME? AND THEN ONE OF THEM JUMPS IN FRONT OF ME AND STARTS PLAYING SOME WICKED AIR GUITAR!! AND THEN ANOTHER ONE GRABS MY ARM SO I SCREAM A LOT AND RUN OUT WITH PATTY.
As if that wasn't ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS completely on its own, Jack White's explanation for why the whole event took place makes me DELIRIOUSLY insane with pleasure: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE ROCK 'N ROLL GIRLS!"
Sigh. Life, you rule.